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SR91
Number of posts : 1969 Age : 32 Location : Padiham, Burnley Club : Afganistan please Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: JOKES Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:07 pm | |
| Add them up, ill get the ball rolling,
What dya call a dinosaur after 10 pints and a vindaloo?
MegasorARSE! | |
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SR91
Number of posts : 1969 Age : 32 Location : Padiham, Burnley Club : Afganistan please Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:14 pm | |
| How do you piss off a female archeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from | |
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Nelson
Number of posts : 8872 Age : 32 Location : Springfield Club : La Galaxy Registration date : 2008-01-15
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:24 pm | |
| my joke is sheffield wednesday | |
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Darlo vicki
Number of posts : 1710 Age : 32 Location : costa del darlo Club : Darlington Registration date : 2008-04-23
| Subject: Re: JOKES Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:39 am | |
| i wont tell any of my jokes no1 lyks thm lol | |
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SR91
Number of posts : 1969 Age : 32 Location : Padiham, Burnley Club : Afganistan please Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: JOKES Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:46 am | |
| Fire away babe, were bound to laugh, might be with you or at you | |
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SuperDannyWebber Admin
Number of posts : 1395 Age : 34 Location : Sheffield Club : Sheffield United Registration date : 2008-01-15
| Subject: Re: JOKES Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:50 am | |
| All mine are racist, I don't want some PC cunt breathing down my neck <_< | |
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RobBFC Moderator
Number of posts : 4710 Age : 31 Location : Yorkshire Club : Barnsley Registration date : 2008-01-15
| Subject: Re: JOKES Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:29 am | |
| What's the difference between a Wednesday fan and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a fruit. | |
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TheHappyHobbit
Number of posts : 1113 Age : 32 Location : super sunny sherburn Club : Sunderland Registration date : 2008-01-15
| Subject: Re: JOKES Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:00 pm | |
| - Alf Hooker wrote:
- What's the difference between a Wednesday fan and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a fruit. Which ones Which, because technically a coconut's not a fruit, also I don't like ruining peoples jokes it's just a habit | |
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SR91
Number of posts : 1969 Age : 32 Location : Padiham, Burnley Club : Afganistan please Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: JOKES Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:20 pm | |
| Man racist is bullshit,
Three guys, an irish man, a p**i and an englishman are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a Genie popped out of it."I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total," said the Genie.
The irish man says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in ireland."With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF',the land in Ireland was forever made fertile for farming.
The p**i was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, Iraq, Iran, India Afganistan and all the surrounding countrys, so that no infidels, Jews, Americans or brits can come into our precious land."Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF', there was a huge wall around the countrys.
Now, the British man said "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explained, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the countrys. Nothing can get in or out its virtually impenetrable."
The Englishman said, "Right, Fill it with water !"
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Blackburn Loyal
Number of posts : 469 Age : 32 Location : Blackburn..Oh the Joy Club : Blackburn Rovers Registration date : 2008-06-05
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:22 pm | |
| Why did the chicken cross the road? | |
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Blackburn Loyal
Number of posts : 469 Age : 32 Location : Blackburn..Oh the Joy Club : Blackburn Rovers Registration date : 2008-06-05
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:24 pm | |
| Why did the chicken cross the road? | |
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SR91
Number of posts : 1969 Age : 32 Location : Padiham, Burnley Club : Afganistan please Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:55 pm | |
| To see Sams mum? Shes nice | |
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Nelson
Number of posts : 8872 Age : 32 Location : Springfield Club : La Galaxy Registration date : 2008-01-15
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:04 pm | |
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SR91
Number of posts : 1969 Age : 32 Location : Padiham, Burnley Club : Afganistan please Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:35 pm | |
| I wish | |
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TheHappyHobbit
Number of posts : 1113 Age : 32 Location : super sunny sherburn Club : Sunderland Registration date : 2008-01-15
| Subject: Re: JOKES Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:46 pm | |
| Just Seen This On Youtube
A Man Take hsi girlfriend back to his place after a date. Before He Opens the Door the woman says that she can tell what sort of lover he is by the way he opens the lock. If he forces it in then he's a rough over and she dosen't like that. If He is nervous and takes a few attempts to find the lock then he's inexperienced and she dosen't like that. She then lets the man continue.
We'll First, he says, I put my finger in the lock to make sure the key will fit, then I place the key in slowly and turn it until just before it opens. then with a a quick turn of my wrist I open the door | |
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bhudda
Number of posts : 1386 Age : 52 Location : GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH STAINY Club : DONCASTER ROVERS Registration date : 2008-02-08
| Subject: Re: JOKES Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:54 pm | |
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macca
Number of posts : 76 Age : 29 Location : Ulverston Club : Barrow AFC Registration date : 2008-12-23
| Subject: Re: JOKES Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:01 pm | |
| A Barrow fan and a Wukki fan are in a serious car crash and both cars are smashed up. Luckily, they both survive. The Wukki fan says to the Barrow fan "this is a sign from God to say that Barrow and Workington fans should live together happily". The Barrow fan agrees and says "WOW! There is a bottle of whisky in my car and it hasn't samashed, let's have a drink...to new friendship". He passes the bottle to the Wukki fan who takes a big gulp. "mmm that was lovely" he said "here, have some". The barrow fan said "No you're alright, I'l wait until the police come" | |
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Fat Tony
Number of posts : 403 Age : 49 Location : Springfield Club : AC Milan Registration date : 2008-04-23
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:55 am | |
| Police in Liverpool have arrested 3 of 4 well known Scouse Islamic terrorists: Bin Muggin, Bin Dealin and Bin Theavin. But there was no sign of Bin Workin.
Dennis Wise saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. ''In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional''. With that, Wise dropped his trousers revealing the smallest dick the doctor had ever seen. It was no bigger than an AAA battery. The doc burst into uncontrollable hysteria. ''I'm sorry I really am and I don't know what came over me, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem''. ''Its swollen'' said Dennis Wise.
Gary Glitter has taken a new job as dressing up as Santa Claus. And a 13 year old girl came up to him and asked ''Would it be possible to get some hair around my fanny like my older sisters?'' He replied ''Would a white beard be OK?'' | |
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